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casssandraa

chickem:

steal her look: aint nobody got time for that woman

Louis Vuitton linen headband $550

GIORGIO ARMANI silk maxi dress $15,000

(via orgasmic-humor)

me as a parent

boytoynamedtroy:

my kid: whats for dinner

me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *does split on the kitchen table*

(via orgasmic-humor)

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